You know you're getting old when...

You know you're getting old when you were sitting cross legged on the couch and you get off the couch to go to bed, only to find your right foot is numb and you have a weird pain in your right hip and so you hobble to the kitchen and try not to fall over because you're holding a Kennedy Space Center mug with your name on it, "Candy", because they never put that name on anything anymore so you have to save it for as long as you can.