Hello mateys, it be #TalkLikeAPirateDay.
Here be two rascally seadogs, the likes of which will send ye to Davy Jones' locker!
First she'll come in all cute and distract ye. This little one be Princess Merida, purveyor of the Black Spot, which she wears on her head. When she's made her mark...
Then he'll come in with his rusty cutlass and make ye shark bait. This here be Captain Gimli of the Red Head. A no good, old seadog who favors his belly more than a bottle of rum!