There's a new fixture on my night stand and it comes in its own "little old lady" carrying case.
Yes, my friends, I now have a mouth guard.
Luckily for me, it's not quite dentures, but it's close enough. I have to wear it each night while I'm sleeping so I don't grind my teeth down to stumps and then really need dentures.
Mike says that it's oh so sexy... oh wait... it's April 1st, I guess he really doesn't mean that.. hrmph.