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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Clumsiness at the Deli

Remember that time you went to Germany and ate copious amounts of delicious deli meat and sausages so when you saw the sign for a European deli, you decided you'd go hoping for more goodies, but then you never found the time to go and months passed until this past weekend when you went with the intention to purchase some German items, when you walked through the door only to find out the entire store sells what looks like mainly Polish items, so you go to the deli counter to see the items but the prices are mislabeled so it looks like $9 a pound, which is far too much for deli meat but at this point you've been standing there for 10 minutes and listening to only Polish being spoken around you and so you decide that you must buy something so you purchase half a pound of Prosciutto and then leave convinced the other customers think you're a weirdo.

Yup, that's me, eternally awkward.

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